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[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 138 points 1 month ago (2 children)

My writing is Ohio at best.

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 161 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

O - Ordinary and tired plotlines.
H - Hardly any variety in vocabulary.
I - Isn't your best effort .
O - Offensive to anyone with any sense of taste.

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago

Y'all motherfuckers been reading my fanfics, huh?

[–] Pacmanlives@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago
[–] lvxferre@mander.xyz 82 points 1 month ago

Let's make one for reading comprehension:

  • Take your time and read the whole thing.
  • Observe the central points.
  • Investigate the context.
  • Let assumptions go away.
  • Examine the overall discourse.
  • Take your conclusions.
[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 77 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Gotta admit, that’s pretty creative.

And the kids are rolling their eyes at it. Skibidi is no longer cool.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 month ago (3 children)

All I can think is that it has a very....

.... feel to it.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Absolutely, lol.

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Heh, my generation’s slang seems so boring compared to other generation’s. Rad, Totally, Awesome, etc. The words were almost straight out of a dictionary. Earlier in the century it was Cool Cat, bee’s knees, dogs, flippers, speakeasy, but as we approach Gen X it gets mundane. Now we’ve got weird shit every influencer and Vtuber tries to make stick so they have a “thing” to stand out with.

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[–] can@sh.itjust.works 64 points 1 month ago

This is actually great. Keep 'em engaged.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My writing has its gyatt out for the rizzler.

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[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 29 points 1 month ago (3 children)

The word “skibidi” makes me roll my eyes. Every generation has their own slang, though, so whatever.

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 month ago

fr fr, no cap

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[–] Klear@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago

Have you varied the kinds of sentences you use?

That's rich coming from someone who can only write questions.

[–] BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] deuleb_biezelbob@programming.dev 10 points 1 month ago

Brain-rot inspired slang is still brain-rot

[–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Were we any better aa kids?

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Yes, actually.

We didn't have Internet

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[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

This belongs in a toilet. In a good way.

[–] Peruvian_Skies@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nah, my writing is sigma.

Seriously Indisputably Gross Mistyped and Absurd

[–] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Yeah well mine is ALPHA

A - incorrect

L - bad

P - trash

H - garbage

A - accessible

[–] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago
[–] ulterno@lemmy.kde.social 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So the last 'I' suggests that your writing should be possible to improve later.
Despite being the 'B' Best Effort and properly 'I' Investigated.

Seems like, after putting your best effort into making it, you need to put in extra effort to make it such that it is imperfect, so as to leave room for improvements.

^SKIBIDI^ Skibidi ~skibidi~ license

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[–] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Don’t mog me, I’m mewing

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[–] HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.one 9 points 1 month ago

my writing is usually toilet.

[–] Clbull@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

In all seriousness... Skibidi toilet is probably one of the egregious examples of brain rot in our society. Gen alpha is truly cooked.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 80 points 1 month ago (15 children)

Yeah, ok. Badger badger mushroom mushroom. My spoon is too big, my anus is bleeding. Charlieeee, the magical leoplurodon charlieeee.

Every generation has this nonsense. Don't pretend we didn't.

[–] Gustephan@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm trying to remember the brainrot memes from my childhood but I can't because I am le tired

[–] IndirectSurprise@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Take a nap AND ZEN REMEMBER ZEE BRAIN ROT!

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[–] todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Look at him now disappearing a cow Marjory Stewart-Baxter, you taste like sunshine dust Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime we are here to protect you from the terrible secret of space

skibidi ain't got nothing on the Newgrounds / Something Awful brainrot.

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[–] Masta_Chief@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

For anyone who wants context/links

Badger Badger mushroom mushroom: https://youtu.be/EIyixC9NsLI?si=teyMScbRRnZrkC7k

My spoon is too big: https://youtu.be/W7JyjZI3LUM?si=MF3czsTSZhDeoF4_

Charlieeeee: https://youtu.be/CsGYh8AacgY?si=DwkbJGj2Pex4yX-O

It is pretty interesting to see the viral videos of 16+ years ago and how they're both similar and different to what makes the rounds today. I'm sure there's video essays and retrospectives that would do a better job of analyzing them than me but I'm just here to link the originals. Cheers.

[–] FrowingFostek@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

True, we cooked too.

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[–] TriflingToad@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

ok mr. what does the fox say

[–] Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Don't forget happy tree friends, Charlie the unicorn, anything on ebaumsworld and newgrounds. Millennial humor really isn't better.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (4 children)

It's a millennial meme. Gmod edits have been around for years and years. Gen alpha unearthing and worshipping it because they don't understand is weird but not exactly new.

Now making a movie about it directed by Michael Bay? That's true Hollywood brain rot.

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[–] alekwithak@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (7 children)
[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 35 points 1 month ago (2 children)

No, it really doesn't mean anything tbh. It's like saying my writing is Badger Badger.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It's like saying my writing is [insert annoying Crazy Frog gibberish noises]

[–] mediOchre@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My writing is more Babobeh-bopbopahdop-babababa Babedi-babobeh-babopbedop-bababapi Babedi-babobeh-popbopbedop-babobeh Bopbopbedop-babobeh-popbopbedop-bababababehdi

[–] Tja@programming.dev 10 points 1 month ago

My writing is whazzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap

[–] Jimbo@yiffit.net 10 points 1 month ago

W-w-what's going on-on

[–] alekwithak@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I have a middle schooler. Skibidi means bad.

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago

But bad, as everyone surely knows, means good.

[–] lvxferre@mander.xyz 14 points 1 month ago

Both bad and good mean skibidi.

[–] ABCDE@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Not necessarily.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago

Yeah, but it doesn't matter.

"Is your writing bad?"

Still gets the point across.

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[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I think Skibidi Toilet is a fine meme. We used to watch the same shit back in 2009. As long as it keeps the youngins off TikTok I'd say it's a win.

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