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Sovcit is doing a thing. (lemmy.world)

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[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Depending on the particulars of who's at fault in the messed up police report, the daughter could get away with it even without all the stupid sovcit bullshit. As comedian Mike Birbiglia points out, police reports are like homework for cops, and those guys are often lazy and hate homework. After he got hit by a drunk driver the police report had a bunch of errors basically saying he hit his own car and the department refused to correct it.

Actually a pretty funny and engaging story if you've got 15 mins

https://youtu.be/R656MgsUcpk

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Love this story!

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago

He's a great storyteller. One of his early bits details his issues with sleepwalking.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B02NsP33pRM

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 33 points 1 month ago

(she's ok)

And how's the driver of the jeep holding up? To shreds you say...

[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Pretty easy, I don't know what could go wrong, their reasoning is airtight... in that any ability to reason they had has suffocated and is fucking dead.

[–] BodilessGaze@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 month ago

It's a slam dunk case. Judges are famous for being easily swayed by frivolous semantic arguments from non-lawyers. It's kind of like that old sci-fi trope of AIs being defeated when the hero states a logical paradox.

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 17 points 1 month ago

So.... She's trying to make things worse for her daughter.

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That truck looks like it’s a long way from “totaled”.

[–] candybrie@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Totaled just means repairs will cost as much as the car is worth. If the frame is bent, that would probably do it.

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Yeah and it works the other way sometimes too. My wife’s car had one of those flatbed delivery trucks back into her car and just peel the whole driver’s side open like a can opener. I mean it literally looked like wolverine took a single claw down the entire side. I thought for sure they’d total it. But because it had so few miles on it even though it was still an 8 year old car they just fixed it because it was worth more than the 75% cost of repairs limit. I think the total repair bill was like 10k.

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Okay. That makes sense. Thanks!

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

There's also the airbags, seatbelt pretensioners, the belts themselves, a huge amount of stuff that needs to be swapped out after a crash.

[+] desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone -9 points 1 month ago (5 children)

it still looks drivable, how can something that runs, stops, and doesn't leak fluids too badly be totaled? Nobody should care how a truck looks, replace the front bumper with some plastic tubs zip-tied on and replace the radiator if it leaks. the only real issue I could see is if the steering is messed up.

[–] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago

At this point, many companies consider any car with a deployed air bag totaled. There's a lot of stuff that crumples and isn't obvious.

[–] Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Cars these days are essentially one-time use when it comes to collisions. They're exceptionally good at protecting the occupants, but can only be kind of guaranteed to do so once. Like a helmet!

[–] verity_kindle@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Newer cars that have unibodies can look relatively fine and be all smashed like a soda can on the inside. The metal crumples to redirect the force away and protect the delicate meatbag in safe zones. Your knees and elbows and head might whip around like a mofo. Be glad the airbag didn't activate, because it might break your nose. The unibody CAN save your meat by itself. Source: personal walk away from a approx. 50 mph front and rear impact and the plastic and glass didn't look that bad. No airbags, no problem. Thanks, unibody design!

[–] GiveMemes@jlai.lu 7 points 1 month ago

That's not what totaling means. A totaled car that's still on the road is called a salvage vehicle.

[–] Gerudo@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago

You'd be shocked how expensive it is to repair a vehicle back to new for insurance purposes. Bent frame is almost instant total total. You can always repair them, but you'll end up with a salvage title which is almost worthless to anyone but you. My wife has been in 2 accidents, 1 was about like the one pictured and the other worse. Both were totaled by the insurance company. The one like the picture was actually drivable from the scene.

[–] GetOffMyLan@programming.dev 3 points 1 month ago

Totalled means the repair bill is more than the cost of replacing the car. It actually doesn't take much to total a car these days.

[–] JustZ@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Have to file a special appearance if you're going to challenge jurisdiction, and have to do that before you raise any other issue. Dude is going to get defaulted.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What an exciting saga.

[–] verity_kindle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I know, right?