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[–] SGG@lemmy.world 49 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Instructions unclear, treated otters well.

Still a commendable act

[–] Hydra_Fk@reddthat.com 25 points 1 month ago

Hail Satan.

[–] TheCoolerMia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 1 month ago

oooo Ive said those separately before but never thought theyd sound cool together! :3

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 22 points 1 month ago (3 children)

The golden rule or something

[–] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 month ago

Yes, but this expands on it in a way that I like. Saying it this way emphasizes that it's okay to acknowledge limits to what you can do.

[–] tourist@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 month ago

Here I sit broken hearted, tried to shit but only farted.

Later on I took a chance, and tried to fart but shit my pants.

[–] Maven@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The golden rule is inherently flawed. Treating others how you want to be treated doesn't work because they aren't you...

I always preferred the platinum rule: treat others the way they want to be treated.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's a very surface level reading of the golden rule...

[–] zagaberoo@beehaw.org 2 points 1 month ago

"Treat others how they wish to be treated, bearing in mind how you feel when you are mistreated" just doesn't roll off the tongue in the same way.

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I would but I dont have access to breast mints :3

[–] Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don’t care if this sentence has a typo - I like how it reads.

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

It doesn't have a typo, I need fem&ms

[–] Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

(One quick websearch later) Ah, I see. Thanks - that makes a lot more sense to me now. Good luck.

[–] OopsAllTwix@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago

Explain please

[–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 month ago

I'm just gonna pretend that I didn't hear the "without harming yourself" part and go absolutely all out on giving my all just to please others with no regards to my own well being because I only feel like I have value when I do things for others and not intrinsically like you're supposed to feel and it feels too weird when people do nice things to me just because which I then in turn reject to give more of myself to others :3

/hj

[–] Zink@programming.dev 6 points 1 month ago

And here I didn’t even know I needed Temu Misfits Skeletor in my life!

[–] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org 5 points 1 month ago

That's why I'm vegan :3