Taylor Swift

Trump’s going to tell her to hide that delicious cat.

Maybe she wouldn't have said anything at all when it was Biden. Felt much more likely when Harris became the candidate, but - between them - Vance and Trump provoked her enough for it to be an inevitability.

She’s going to have to lint the hell out of that top.

Some quotes about Taylor Swift from the fascist, convicted felon rapist that's running for President:

"She’s got a great star quality. She really does. I think she’s beautiful — very beautiful! I find her very beautiful. I think she’s liberal. She probably doesn’t like Trump. I hear she’s very talented. I think she’s very beautiful, actually — unusually beautiful!”

Asked specifically what he thinks of her music, Trump admitted:

“Don’t know it well.”

When he was asked if he thinks she is politically liberally, Trump responded:

“She is liberal, or is that just an act? She’s legitimately liberal? It’s not an act? It surprises me that a country star can be successful being liberal.”

Without Trump being able to generate some new AI images, how will Trump respond?

"I'm a mastermind... of weaving! You thought I was incoherently weaving -- I mean rambling? No one, and I mean no one - and I mean this, really I do - no one knows more about --. Look, I've talked with a lot of experts. Officially, really smart people. They have a smart, you know what. And the thing about electric cars is that they're heavy. You know? And the batteries? They have to go over bridges, right? We have to ensure that we reduce the weight, because one, two, four, sexteen, uh... eight, more cars go over the bridge, and that's just. Look, that's exactly why we needt o be careful about what we think Jill Biden is trying to do here. And these experts, they agree with me. Really smart people, tremendous brains, hyuuuuuuuge brains. And they've-- look I've taken an IQ test and I got high scores. But I'm talking, they're talking, we're talking with experts. And EVs just can't run on gas. That's what they tell you, and that's what the fake news says about Taylor Swift. Is she liberal? Is she not? Does she endorse me? I think if she got to know me she'd endorse me. And Russia you know, they're not all that bad, but they would say that if anything, and no one, I mean no one really knows, you know? This is why we need to make sure we show up in full force, with arms wide open, and then we can kick Obama out. That's the only way. You see the things on the Facebook where they share the pictures and post things? That's all fake, and it's the fake news that are controlled by the puppets. We have to, and I mean this, really I do, I'm specifically weaving here, that the only mastermind that can, and no one does this but me, but I tell you we have to make sure that the mastermind is the one. And that's sad, really it is. Tragic. But I tell you, Taylor Swift certainly is one of them. And if she does not endorse me, it would be the biggest mistake ever - and no one, I mean this - truly , I do, no one knows more about mistakes than I do - ever."