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Ernie Finds Something (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works to c/bertstrips@lemm.ee

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[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That was a terrifying read

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Thanks to contact zoos and cat cafes Earnie hasn't used a torn off head as a fleshlight for a while.

[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

The irony is: in the wild, cats are killing machines. We just happen to be bigger than they are, and keep them fed at home.