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[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 42 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If it weren't for projection those dipshits wouldn't know what to feel about anything.

[–] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They get told what to feel every night on the Fox Lies channel, they hardly need the projection. Don't worry, Daddy Tucker will command you, just do what you're told, like a big strong man.

[–] Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

Its not just fox news now its also their social media feed. Insta, twitter, ticktock etc.

[–] ByteOnBikes 41 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] captainWhatsHisName@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago

Free speech abolitionist

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 18 points 1 week ago

What a fucking twat.

[–] daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Anyone still using twitter should be considered far right, there's no excuse to stay in that platform.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Anyone still using twitter should be considered far right,

Changing platforms can be a death sentence for an entrenched artist. Also, Threads is a miserable experience, Mastodon's decentralized nature makes it confusing to navigate (especially for the olds), and BlueSky simply doesn't have enough content to engage people at the same level.

It's ironic, but a big chunk of the trans community is effectively stranded on Twitter purely thanks to decision paralysis. They all want to leave but nobody has enough sway to send them in the same direction.

Maybe if Elon can get himself banned in a few more countries. BlueSky got 3 million brazilian new users practically overnight last week.

[–] daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago

As seen with Tumblr decay, and then Twitter, I think proprietary platforms will never be a safe haven por LGBT communities.

[–] LordKitsuna@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Unfortunately some of my favorite lewd anime artists more or less only share there. So it's either use that for the following feed for manually check their tags one by one daily on gallery sites

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[–] sweetpotato@lemmy.ml 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Dark humour" enjoyers when I joke about the military...

[–] WrenHavoc@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 week ago

"Dark humor" enjoyers when my opinion is slightly different from theirs

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"You're such an easily triggered snowflake"

says the 1 million people who absolutely lost their shit at a 6-pack of bud light in canada

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Begin Outrage

Insert NPCmeme.jpg

Echo "You can't even think for yourself"

End Outrage

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Or a black woman in a movie trailer

[–] ByteOnBikes 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Or soon, black woman as president

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

It's going to be so cool to see reactionaries lose their shit, while they struggle to decide if she's too black, too woman, or not enough of each.

I fully expect next year is the year we see conservative politicians start using the N-word openly again.

[–] inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Heeeey, hat trick! I'm all three!

I'm the living bad dream that wakes Tucker Carlson in a cold sweat.

[–] Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh, Oh, are you also a "welfare queen"? You would be like a sleep paralysis demon.

[–] inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Does disability count? Oh who are we kidding, ~~Fucker~~ Tucker counts it! I'm atheist and anarchist too, so my mere existsance is his eternal misery. 😂

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Does disability count?

Never if you're a middle aged white guy. Then where would Bitcoin and sports gambling advertisers find a target rich environment to fleece?

That's half Tucker's ad revenue

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

It's actually wild how insecure people get over the subject of veganism. I still browse Facebook as a lifeline back to my friends and family back home, and for some reason my algorithm serves me up pro-meat posts jam packed full of rednecks losing their minds over vegans and making piles of meat and juice their personality. I eat meat myself (albeit in very small quantities compared to before) and I just don't get the insecurity.

Maybe it's being married to a lifelong vegetarian that helps, but man, I've honestly come to enjoy a lot of meat alternatives. Beyond Burgers/Sausages are great. IKEA's plant-based balls are too (their veggie balls still suck ass and just taste like bell peppers). Gardein's supreme chick'n nuggets/fillets and 7-grain tenders are also delicious.

Shit has really come a long way and it's gotten to where larger portions of meat actually rip my intestines apart and give me disgusting bouts of gas and bloating. Basically just down to the occasional fast food burger, chicken quesadillas and seafood. Meat is still really tasty, but the vegans are right. At this point we're just eating it because it tastes good. The longer I go without relying on it, the more fucked up the entire industry becomes to me.

[–] el_abuelo@programming.dev 2 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Haven't been in an ikea for years. What's the difference between a plant based ball, and a veggie ball?

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago

Veggie ball is full of pieces of corn, bell pepper, onion, etc. It's colorful inside and out. Tastes heavily of those things too. The plant-based ball resembles a brown meatball in both appearance and consistency, but made entirely with plant-based ingredients. They're awesome on a bun with marinara and mozzarella.

[–] Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Don't know about Ikea, but when I see this distinction it is usually because the item is made of specific vegetables, where as the plant-based is usually textured vegetable protein.

[–] el_abuelo@programming.dev 1 points 1 week ago

Ah gotcha, I'll look into it as wasn't aware of this!

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[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

My name is Josh

Unless you happen to be Josh Vinson Jr. from Omaha, Nebraska - no, it isn't. Not anymore.

[–] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

You know, John sounds very similar to Josh

Unfortunately relatable

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