Am I missing a joke or did they spell hear as here accidently?
this post was submitted on 30 Aug 2024
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Might be intentional, who knows
If you fix it, please turn it into "...no one can hear you green."
In space, it's not easy being green
I like this, but wouldn’t have heard Kermit’s Ahhhhhhhhh in my head like I did with the original.
I didn't get Kermit's scream, I got Miss Piggy screaming "Kermie!!!!"
This is the only renarkable thing about this.
This is really cool thanks for sharing I actually did not know that it had originated somewhere else (other than where I stole this from)
I just always do a really quick reverse image search before I share things so I can share the best quality version as well as be able to point to the original artist. Usually only takes a minute at most.
It's not easy being green.
Xenomuppet
Piiiiiigs iiiiin spaaaaaace
Missed opportunity for "No one can hear you croak"
Seriously, it was right there
Pigs... In... Spaaaaaaace!
In space no one knows your a puppet.
Weyland-Yutani dropping a bioweapon on an unknown extra-solar colony, c. 2496 AD
Now that there should be a PEZ dispenser.
Onions have layers
Yaaaaay