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[–] sxan@midwest.social 32 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Psh, I can get that wish for free by just drinking water and eating seafood.

Got anything else?

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 24 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Ashen44@lemmy.ca 26 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

sweet! now my sandwiches will be even tastier!

[–] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 3 weeks ago

You got any more of those sandwiches 👀

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml 14 points 3 weeks ago

Please no I finally got mine removed. I'd maybe go for ovarian cancer tho

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 weeks ago

Aw yeah, finally a reason to get rid of those horrid meat slabs which make me feel terrible. Now I don't have to explain myself

[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 weeks ago

Its a shame you did this today as opposed to when I was young. I coulda been a castrati.