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[–] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (13 children)

Wouldn’t that get absolutely covered in shit particles by the time you get to the middle?

[–] yuri@pawb.social 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

what, do the shit particles BURROW through the outer layers of paper? you’re only ever getting one flush worth of shit particles unless someone in your house is shitting without wiping.

[–] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Do you see the large side of that huge roll? And you do understand that toilet paper is absorbent, right?

[–] yuri@pawb.social 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

yeah, it absorbs liquids quite well because of surface tension and the capillary effect. are you under the impression that individual particles of shit are ducking and weaving their way all the way to the center of that roll from the outside edges?

[–] nemno@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

So ~~twist~~ turn it..

[–] iiGxC 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Asses to asses, flush to flush 🤷

[–] Damage@feddit.it 3 points 3 months ago

Yeah you don't want shit in your shit

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[–] TheHottub@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Taking shit seriously around here

[–] Pika@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

I mean if it's cheap I would definitely do that too

[–] itsworkthatwedo@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

Yeah it's long but how wide is it? 4"+ or I'm out. Shrinkflation shouldn't be applied to toilet paper.

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