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[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 108 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Man... This is sad

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 41 points 3 months ago

I. Still laughing

[–] PoopDelivery@sh.itjust.works 53 points 3 months ago

Oh, they're gift wrapped!

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 52 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He lost his arm by not following OSHA approved procedures and is being dishonorably discharged for negligence

[–] Oestradiolo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 3 months ago

Or his commander was not following OSHA approved procedures, but got a promotion for efficiency.

[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 35 points 3 months ago

Maybe that's just where his gun is, like Stallone in Assassins.

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)

ohh that's why the nice people had me send them the gift cards over the phone

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Still seems like I have that virus though.

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

He told her to guess what he had behind his back. She was stumped.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 9 points 3 months ago

Oof!

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 5 points 3 months ago

Oh shit!