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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by Elephant0991@lemmy.bleh.au to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Two pieces of string walk into a bar. The first piece of string asks for a drink. The bartender says, “Get lost. We don’t serve pieces of string.”

The second string ties a knot in his middle and messes up his ends. Then he orders a drink.

The bartender says, “Hey, you aren’t a piece of string, are you?” The piece of string says, “Not me! I’m a frayed knot.”

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[–] NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Too bad that EFF starts this important article with a 'dad joke'. Now all the younger people turn away from the cringe.

But younger people should really read and understand the EFF article.

[–] fluxion@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fellow dads nod in solidarity however

[–] NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

But all too soon we will be the extinct species.