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Would You Rather

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Welcome to c/WouldYouRather, where we present you with the toughest, most ridiculous choices you never knew you had to make! Would you rather have a third arm that's only useful for picking your nose, or be able to talk to animals but only if they're wearing hats? Yeah, it's that kind of vibe. Come for the absurdity, stay because you've clearly got nothing better to do with your life.

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WYR: Fly low or jump high (lemmy.zip)
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You can fly at a height of up to 6ft/2m above the ground. You can propel yourself in any direction midair, expending energy at the same rate as the corresponding running speed, but without straining any muscles (so you will be tired but not sore). You will be fully subjected to drag and will be based on air speed, not ground speed. That means you could coast along all day at 20mph/30kmh in a strong tailwind, or get thrown backwards by a strong headwind.

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You can jump up to 30ft/9m high. You will also be able to comfortably land from that height. Jumping higher will require more work from your legs, and the highest jumps will leave your legs immediately quite sore. You will have control over how high you jump. You're not gonna be immobilized, but you are gonna feel it for the rest of the day. This only benefits your vertical, your horizontal will only be affected by increased air time to travel forward at the same speed as before (you'll be moving longer, not faster).

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[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Jump and set world records. I'm coming for Olympics 2028 babyyy

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The trick is just barely beating everybody, so as to not be disqualified.

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 months ago

Some athletes who break world records again and again and not set one peak performance bc they get paid more that way.

[–] 667@lemmy.radio 2 points 3 months ago

I’d rather fly, but 20mph (~17kts) is fairly weak in terms of wind; it’s a stiff breeze. It implies that your actual flight speed is like ~5kts.

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I wanna be a balloon. Most of the interesting things to jump onto are private property, and I'm not the sort of person that enjoys upsetting people.