[Alt Text: A flowchart for whether or not you should purchase Ikea's shark plushie, Blahaj (you should). All parts of the flowchart lead to buying Blahaj.]

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[–] Obsidiman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 year ago

This is ginger erasure (we don't have souls)

[–] Brisolo32@lemmy.eco.br 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What if I dont have an IKEA

[–] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago

travel to IKEA

[–] JackRiddle@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What if I already sold my soul for blåhaj?

[–] Fabulous@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago

Go back to "Do you have possessions?" step and sell Blåhaj to buy Blåhaj

[–] StarlightRose@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 year ago

We must liberate our savior, Blåhaj, frob the prisons of ikea

[–] BautAufWasEuchAufbaut@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Understandable. I prefer the nonstandard colours of the (not so) blahaj though. :3

[–] sneezycat@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I want a blajah, a pink blajah and the rare golden blajah. Unfortunately I don't think IKEA sells them at my location :(

[–] BautAufWasEuchAufbaut@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't think IKEA sells other colours at all?

[–] sneezycat@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

Really? I have seen other colors and assumed they were official, but maybe you're right.