this post was submitted on 06 Aug 2023
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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

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3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

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4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

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5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

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6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

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If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


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10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


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[–] danielton@lemmy.world 175 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Fake news. Nobody actually uses light mode.

/s

[–] LBEB80@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago (3 children)

There are literally 10s of us!

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[–] Skyrkazm@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Me, on Voyager seeing nothing but blue: "Allow me to introduce myself."

[–] AlmightySnoo@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (5 children)

off-topic but you can change the color in the settings of Voyager, I'm using orange:

screenshot of Voyager with orange theme

[–] Goodtoknow@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How do you have 319 items in your inbox o.O

[–] c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Cause he doesn't check them ever and posts frequently in the right communities lol

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[–] Veedem@lemmy.world 103 points 1 year ago

The world is already healing 🙏

[–] oneshibbyguy@lemmy.world 61 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Porn is going to bring people by the droves, trust me

[–] SMITHandWESSON@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Lol, I'm pretty sure porn drives almost every new innovation in entertainment technology.

[–] Dirk@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 year ago

There are only two reasons something is successful. 1: It can be used for military things, 2: It can be used for porn.

[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (4 children)

First thing Cro-Magnon man did was make a carving of a nude chick

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[–] new_acct_who_dis@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Look. Asking for an old, scared-of-clicking-on-the-wrong-thing-when-trying-to-just-have-a-quick-dj-diddles-moment friend.

How y'all finding porn on here? I'm still just looking at front page. No idea how to look anything up on purpose.

Or so my friend tells me.

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[–] frippa@lemmy.ml 48 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Me, on lemmy.ml where the only trending communities are dead communities with 3 members created 2 years ago:

[–] TheProtagonist@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Let me guess:

The first one is „God is dead“ by admin „K_Marx“

The second one is: „Marx is dead“ by admin „God“

But can’t you be on lemmy.ml and follow all the interesting communities from other instances (which might be harder to find, though)?

[–] frippa@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 year ago (4 children)

The only instances that are blocked are porn ones, that's a thing I don't miss from reddit tbh, but the swear filter is really dumb. And doesn't really fucking filters swears, but it's really dumb regardless, since it's neither opt-in nor opt-out, it's just there.

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[–] RufusFirefly@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

I thought that was an exchange between Nietzsche and God, or it used to be. Anyway, I was unaware that the double low-9 quotation mark was even a thing so thanks for that.

[–] decadentrebel@lemmy.world 46 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Alright, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in Pussy lovers!

Here at Lemmy we’re slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! Alright, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy. We got hot pussy, cold pussy. We got wet pussy. We got smelly pussy. We got hairy pussy, bloody pussy. We got snapping pussy. We got silk pussy, velvet pussy, naugahyde pussy. We even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy.

C'mon, you want pussy, come on in Pussy Lovers! If we don’t got it, you don't want it! Come on in Pussy lovers!"

[–] PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Definitely the greatest monologue in all of film 🤣

[–] meldroc@lemmy.world 45 points 1 year ago (5 children)

overwatchnsfw?

Now that's just sad!

[–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 58 points 1 year ago (2 children)

These people are pioneers in 3D animation. I once saw one of them animate a video of D.VA being spit-roasted with nothing but a potato and a box of thumbtacks

[–] Boogeyman4325@reddthat.com 40 points 1 year ago (1 children)

For real though. I swear, some of those animations are more detailed and well-animated then anything Pixar could produce.

[–] delicious_tvarog@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Internet horndogs are undefeated

[–] turtlepower@lemm.ee 18 points 1 year ago

Porn drives technology. VHS beat Betamax because of porn. BluRay beat HDDVD because of porn. The internet is for porn.

[–] Historical_General@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago

Didn't they induce actual improvements to Blender code so that they could create these animations more easily and without having to use ruinously priced industry software?

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

TF2NSFW is where its at

[–] ahriboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 year ago

Rule 34 League of Legends when

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Don't kink shame me

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[–] whois@lemmy.today 37 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Well, Lemmy users lately are reddit users. These users have been doing their best to turn Lemmy into what they recognize from reddit. And as everyone knows reddit users are porn sick.

[–] ass_destroyer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Legend has it that every new technology is first used for something related to sex or pornography. That seems to be the way of humankind.

-- Tim Berners-Lee

[–] whois@lemmy.today 24 points 1 year ago

wise words from ass_destroyer

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[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Even the ancient days of usenet were full of smut

[–] Crismus@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I kind of miss those old Usenet days. Being 16 and waiting most of the night for a picture to load was great.

Back when I made sure to download the progressive JPEG, because loading single line top to bottom was hell. Unless there was a chance that the phone would be picked up, then I wanted regular JPEG, because then when I lost connection I still would have most of a picture.

You never knew what you were going to get.

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[–] Dirk@lemmy.ml 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] nrezcm@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

You get a gone wild! You get a gone wild! Everyone gets a gone wild!

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[–] vertigo3pc@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

I'm a simple man, I wanna see everyone fuck.

[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
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