When stuck on a shipping package...
minimum wage worker: "Love"... I love football. "Fragile"... My hold on a stable future. (Punts box into truck) ...
box an I are equals... box and I are friends... I'll miss you box... the way you shattered inside when we connected was deeply familiar... rattle on my friend, rattle on...
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HANDLE WITH CARE...
hmmm... I see no handle... I can make one... with care!!! (punches holes for handles)