Gunners

That looks offside.. we take those, though :D

Did anyone else see the girl wearing an Oakland A's hat? She's on the right track, I suppose

Hehehe. I don't care if it's a charity match for those affected by the Emu Wars, I always want United to lose.

That was gorgeous from Martinelli

Every pre-season it feels like we play United, they stomp on our ankles, and no one ever talks about it.

GABI GABI GABI JESUS

GABI GABI GABI (volume 2)

They've been groping us all game, I think Gabi is allowed to go for a reach-around

What a fucking shot from Leo

Everyone seems just a half second behind when jumping to press.

Back up in this birch

Lol okay. A train of players plows into Hein and that's totally fine.

Gotta say, Jesus' superpower of "I will advance about 20 yards up the field from where I began, despite there being 3 defenders in my way" seems to be still there. If he could just fix his knee issues...

Eww Ruud

Should've scored there

AHHHHH WHYYYY

Ack, that was a decent run from Jesus, annoying that he couldn't keep it

Praise be Jesus

I like seeing flair in our play. It's the only thing keeping us from falling to the dark side.

Limbs, as the kids say.

Oh hey, it happened!

Wtf espn they just put ads in the beginning of the shootout

Good to see Gabi running in behind again.

I don't think Reiss actually touched him with his leg..

That wasn't the best we've seen of Heaven, let's hope we can give them hell to make up for it.

That was playground shit 😂

MLS has made some errors already...

I like seeing the young ones shout for the ball.

Shout-out to Benjamin there

LOL ANTONY

I'm still in awe how tall Kai is