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[–] someguy3@lemmy.ca 42 points 4 months ago

Pepsi rewards.

[–] Hereforpron2@lemmynsfw.com 38 points 4 months ago (1 children)

We've all snuck something home from the office here and there

[–] robdor@lemmynsfw.com 37 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Just a typical DCS flight sim setup.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 months ago

Only cheaper.

[–] RidderSport@feddit.org 29 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This is post-sovjet version of Arab guys owning high-end cars but living in a 2-room flat with 6 people

[–] tal@lemmy.today 14 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I almost missed the fact that there's a second one partially shown at the end.

"My other plane is also a MiG."

[–] Restaldt@lemmy.world 26 points 4 months ago

Real "If I ever won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone. But there would be signs" energy

[–] plactagonic@sopuli.xyz 26 points 4 months ago

Translation what the guy says:

"I was thinking what to buy for fighting disinformation trolls, looked at Craigslist and now we have to agree on price"

[–] uservoid1@lemmy.world 24 points 4 months ago

Once you find a parking spot you are not leaving it unless you really really must

[–] CaptainBasculin@lemmy.ml 15 points 4 months ago (2 children)

The real question is how the fuck did they park it like that

[–] HK65@sopuli.xyz 9 points 4 months ago

If it's Eastern Europe, some number of IFA W50 cranes, and a shitton of cheap hard liquor.

They most likely don't know themselves, it just appeared.

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 1 points 4 months ago

Crane would be my best guess.

[–] variants@possumpat.io 5 points 4 months ago

!sideoftheroad@possumpat.io

[–] BigPotato@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Oh Lord, won't you buy me an F-35. My friends all fly Gripens, I think that it's time. Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from Macron. So oh Lord, won't you buy me an F-35.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago

The site IWantOneOfThose.com briefly offered some model of MiG.

Gotta wonder how many they kept in stock.