Great, now there's coffee all over my computer monitor.
this post was submitted on 15 Jul 2024
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Which one is it???
Have you ever seen Biden and Don Jr. in the same room?
Actually yes, but don't tell anyone!!
With inflation being a bitch they share a room at the local nursing home, under just one name ("El'Donaldo Joestein", they speak with an undetermined accent), to get only one bill. It's working, but they sure get into funny shenanigans trying to keep the staff from finding out they are in fact two different people.
(And with big-name showrunners like Wall street and Big Random Genocide Inc working on the project you know they are gonna get renewed for at least a few more seasons)
I bet Eric is harvested for his hair.
What's the significance of the ear?
Trump got shot in the ear, so he wants s new one
Ah, of course. It was right there and I just didn't make the connection. Thanks.
criminal steals organ for transplant
See, taking a page from your dad "never pay for anything" playbook stops being a good idea when the people you're stiffing operate well outside the legal system.
I also love the implication that this idiots hair always looks like that no matter even after being roughed up and unconscious. Like a helmet lol
Cocaine’s a hell of a drug