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Which one is it???
Have you ever seen Biden and Don Jr. in the same room?
Actually yes, but don't tell anyone!!
With inflation being a bitch they share a room at the local nursing home, under just one name ("El'Donaldo Joestein", they speak with an undetermined accent), to get only one bill. It's working, but they sure get into funny shenanigans trying to keep the staff from finding out they are in fact two different people.
(And with big-name showrunners like Wall street and Big Random Genocide Inc working on the project you know they are gonna get renewed for at least a few more seasons)