this post was submitted on 05 Jul 2024
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 20 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Consider using natural toilet paper such as a smooth rock or soft pinecone.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If you're on the beach, just find 3 seashells.

[–] Brickhead92@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

And if you don't know how to use the seashells, prepare to be ridiculed.

[–] ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 months ago

Sounds like a good way to get sprayed with piss.

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

How can you pspspspsps a cougar if you can't see it?

[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 11 points 4 months ago

Just go pspspspsps everywhere you walk.

Here a pspspspsps, there a pspspspsps, everywhere a pspspspsps pspspspsps! :-P

[–] Sinkbath@lemmy.today 1 points 4 months ago

Or find a nice rope