My hearing is already going, so there can't be too much to target. Besides, internal hair (betting a lot of cysts being caused) sounds like a good target for all the wizards who have perfected the mend spell on organic matter.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Just have a spell that makes you grow hair inside your throat.

[–] BalooWasWahoo@links.hackliberty.org 1 points 3 months ago

Lmao, that sounds like someone's idea of a good time, depending on where in the throat. Tickle, tickle!

[–] Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Jokes on you, I can't grow a beard.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 3 months ago

this is why we fear the gnome and halfling mages

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

Read this as bread in soup and was like, “awww thanks”

[–] Piemanding@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I was just thinking about the "Mend Buttcrack" and "Diarrhea" combo and realized the fix, poking a hole there, would give you a really nasty infection. You would have to instantly cauterize the wound by shoving in a red hot poker or something.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Just poke the hole with a hot needle.

[–] Moghul@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I don't suppose you have a link to the original image?

[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 30 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I guess it's AI made given the hair doesn't make any sense with the hoody.

[–] RyanLiu@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The hand. Oh my god look at her hands

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 3 months ago

see this is what wizards never tell you about fireball, sure it's a great offensive spell but uh, what do you think summoning a fucking ball of fire in your hands does to them?

Be safe, use your fucking PPE. I know it feels silly but i've seen so many gung-ho mages with nubs for hands, it's depressing and it has to stop.

[–] Brickardo@feddit.nl 5 points 3 months ago

And maybe the fact that her left hand has six fingers too

[–] lelgenio@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 months ago

Part of her cape teems to go under her arm. Also both magic balls look pretty similar, but only the left one seems to cast any light on her body or face

[–] MareOfNights@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I searched for wizard on duckduckgo

[–] Moghul@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

I see, thanks!

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Ha! Joke's on you. Beard in soup, soup in beard, this is just very everyday stuff for me. I may as well cast discover-hair-caught-in-the-plughole in retaliation!