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[–] Turun@feddit.de 126 points 5 months ago (6 children)

Actually, apple varieties are preserved via grafting. If you take an apple seed, the tree that will grow from it only has 50% of the DNA of the tree that made the apple. So there is absolutely no guarantee that the taste was preserved across generations.

[–] NoIWontPickAName@kbin.earth 64 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Damn it! That was my bit of esoteric plant kkowlwdge

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Lol me too. 30 minutes late I guess.

[–] iamanurd@midwest.social 16 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Likewise, fellow apple nerds.

[–] MrPoopyButthole@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Actually, even if you bred an apple tree with itself, due to the genetic recombination of recessive genes, the same thing happens. So it's more complicated than 50% of the genes missing.

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 25 points 5 months ago
[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago

Human: I love this apple, I will plant its seeds so I can grow more myself.

Apple tree: Crabapples crabappley

[–] cybervseas@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

I thought that was what made the meme funny…

[–] rayyy@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Apple grafting is incredibly easy and cheap. All you need is a bit of knowledge, a utility knife, cheap flagging tape and ordinary waterproof wood glue. Planning to procure scions and watching for the bark slip is necessary - usually right around when buds start to break. My first graft was successful. Now I graft all the time. Peaches were a problem for me until I learned that they must be grafted after blossoms drop - usually later than ideal apple grafting time.

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 51 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Apples do not grow true from seed, you get a new variety unless you clone.

[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 5 points 5 months ago

Just like humans.

[–] perishthethought@lemm.ee 34 points 5 months ago (2 children)

It blows my mind how many apple varieties ("cultivars") exist.

Spoiler: over 7,000!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_apple_cultivars

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, the other number wasn't even close. I don't think you'd even be able to fit that many ~~on earth~~ in the ~~solar system~~ galaxy.

[–] perishthethought@lemm.ee 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Sorry, I'm confused by these comments. I typed "7,000". In the US, that translates as "seven thousand". What is wrong with that?

[–] awesome_lowlander@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's a joke. 7000! mathematically is 7000 factorial. Which means 7000 x 6999 x 6998...

You can see why orchard space might be a problem.

[–] perishthethought@lemm.ee 12 points 5 months ago

Oh... 7000! thanks.

[–] CheeseNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

I got one!, there are only 3 trees in existence (only 1 mature enough to fruit and 2 cuttings) rn and the apples taste kinda like pears but with an apple texture.

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 16 points 5 months ago

Guy from the maths problem

[–] el_twitto@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago

From my hometown!

[–] awesome_lowlander@lemmy.dbzer0.com -5 points 5 months ago