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Anon plays Banjo Kazooie (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Thorry84@feddit.nl 63 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Isn't Banjo the one where all the girls have massive tits? And the witch turns into a total hottie as well. Need to get me some of that Gruntussy.

[–] prof@infosec.pub 28 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Not all of them, but there are more than I thought: Wiki

Notably Humba Wumba and aptly named Bikini Girl.

[–] BenFranklinsDick@lemmy.world 19 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Grunty is a BABE

[–] Kiosade@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 months ago

Always reminded me of Posh Spice

[–] Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 5 months ago

Wait, do they?

[–] Ashyr@sh.itjust.works 41 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Did it, though?

[–] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 33 points 5 months ago

Obviously

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 27 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Conker's Bad Fur Day made me a coprophiliac

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago

Down bad for Sloprano

[–] psmgx@lemmy.world 26 points 5 months ago (1 children)

So his mom was handling his dick?

[–] Numenor@lemmy.world 26 points 5 months ago

Ha, this guy's mum doesn't handle his dick!

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 25 points 5 months ago

10yrs later:

why do my kids hate me?

[–] Quacksalber@sh.itjust.works 23 points 5 months ago

The step mom wanted to fuck that bear.

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 5 months ago

That can't someone from being gay :3