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Carefully word your wishes (i.imgur.com)
submitted 1 year ago by OberonSwanson@sh.itjust.works to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[–] dingus@lemmy.ml 41 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

Kid said "a day." That seems like making him Batman for (the rest of their short) life.

[–] wolf@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 year ago

It is a day if the kid doesn’t live tomorrow..

[–] nieceandtows@programming.dev 18 points 1 year ago

Guess who the target tomorrow is

[–] grill@thelemmy.club 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

After a day, they shot him too.

[–] psilocybin@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Lol that killed me.

The Make-a-wish foundation visits a sick child and gift it dead parents, realizing their mistake they proceed to kill the child after one day of anguish, respectfully shake hands and congratulate each other for another job well done.

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Impossible, he's Batman!

[–] psilocybin@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 year ago

Not after the day he isn't

[–] StalksEveryone@lemmy.villa-straylight.social 9 points 1 year ago

Immersion is everything. the kids gotta believe it’s happening for real

[–] JesusTheCarpenter@feddit.uk 8 points 1 year ago

They clearly gave him a day to live.

[–] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 year ago

To be fair dead parents can't be sad about their child dying.

[–] JSens1998@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago

As Sir Francis of the Filth once said "it looks like the Make a Wish Foundation really stepped its game up".

[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Make him the Adam West batman

[–] OberonSwanson@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

The foundation is like a monkey’s paw, be careful what you wish for. 😵