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This shareholder says "Bye!" and I'll buy more when the market is done panicking over his departure.
While .. not after.
I'll give Tesla a bargain basement deal and take the job for 1% of that, and can guarantee I will be less of an obstacle to improvement.
Shit, I'd do that job for minimum wage, if only to see Musk fired.
Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
Win win. Don't waste money and get rid of an egotistical loser at the same time.
If all he does is leave, that will be fantastic. More likely he'll just cripple the company in his rage. That's the real reason a lot will vote to pay him.
Were you just made a moderator of c/news, @jeffw? If so, congratulations!
Moderating a forum isn't really a thing to be proud of or congratulate someone for squid.
"Oh you were just made a moderator? I'm sorry." is more appropriate.
It's true, we do have a lot of thankless work to do (I moderate a bunch of communities), but we also, or at least I do, try to promote community growth and discussion. I sort of view my jobs as much as an ambassador for the community as I am someone who enforces rules.
"My condolences"
Oh no!
Anyway
Didn't he just steal a bunch of GPUs from Tesla for use at Twiter?
Huh. Didn't know what you meant so I searched:
I'm sure that another SEC investigation will be done for this and Elon will drag it out for years.
Don't threaten me with a good time!
Shareholders: Please don't threaten me with a good time!
WYM, warned? Warnings are used for bad things.
No balls, you won't do it!
IM GONNA LEAVE, I SWEAR!!!! In just two more years...