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All different levels of Pickle Milk for your cereal and drinks!

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[–] Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 28 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Freshly milked pickles πŸ₯’

[–] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I only like fem pickle milk

[–] PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I can tell the difference between femboy milk and non-femboy milk by taste alone. Am willing to participate in a taste test for proof if required.

[–] buttfarts@lemy.lol 4 points 5 months ago

Ever drink the milk straight from the pickle?

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 24 points 5 months ago (2 children)

That's not what Pilk is... Pilk is Pepsi Milk!

[–] thesocavault@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Maybe it's made by Pepsi?

[–] MindTraveller@lemmy.ca -1 points 5 months ago

I thought pilk waa cum

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

it is a marketing tragedy that they tried to associate it to milk, otherwise it would have been a just fine drink. now probably cant drink it without thinking of milk and wanting to vomit

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 months ago

Oh. I just assumed it was milk with pickle juice in it and was wondering what technique they used to prevent it from curdling.

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Pickles need to get out of places they have no fucking business in

[–] thesocavault@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] nifty@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Yes so was mine, read it again

Edit well I made a joke, but I didn’t say anywhere it’s a good one πŸ˜… I’ll try again next time

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

But you were right, pickles need to get the fudge out of places they don’t belong.

[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Why should pickles have to do it? The fudge is just as capable of getting itself out.

[–] thesocavault@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

[–] thesocavault@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

This is a better joke. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Which is every where. Along with peanut butter and coffee.

[–] Maultasche@feddit.de 8 points 5 months ago

Not as bad as Peg Nog

[–] inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] olutukko@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

I would gulp that shit

-your fellow vegan

[–] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] manucode@infosec.pub 5 points 5 months ago

@moistbones@lemmy.world Something for you?

[–] dylanmorgan 5 points 5 months ago

Purge the infidels from the earth. God may forgive them but we never can.

[–] key@lemmy.keychat.org 4 points 5 months ago

I wish it were real. Pepsi-milk just doesn't hit the same.

[–] buttfarts@lemy.lol 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

This meme just proves that God truly hates us.

[–] thesocavault@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

God loves us because he gave someone the talent to make this graphic.

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] thesocavault@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Yooooooo Hahahahahahaha! I'm done! Lmao

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)

They used to put frogs in milk to help preserve the milk, before they invented pasteurization and the refrigerator.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Put a frog in my butt to stay young?

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Yep. Just make sure to feed it twice a day.. πŸ‘

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

eh. easier to just keep finding new frogs probably.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I just put the whole blob of frog eggs in there, like any normal person. 🐸

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Delayed gratification. Nice.

[–] thesocavault@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Really? That is interesting

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Yep. Weird AF I know, but apparently it was (and still sometimes is) a thing.

https://www.treehugger.com/if-your-fridge-dies-should-you-put-frogs-in-your-milk-4868045

[–] numberfour002@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

I never bought any, but I was tempted to try the dill pickle flavored ice cream that I saw for sale last year. I found a review of it https://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2023/11/15/van-leeuwen-dill-pickle-ice-cream-review/ that suggests the flavor was actually pretty tasty. It was a seasonal thing or maybe even a one time thing, so perhaps I'll never have the chance to taste it myself.

[–] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The fucking pickle udders on that logo is a travesty.

[–] thesocavault@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ That's it right there! Post closed! LMAO

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Somebody grew too many cucumbers.

[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

🎢Too many cukes

It takes a lot to make a milk🎡

[–] Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Mmm garlic milk ΰ² _ΰ² 

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 months ago

"Hey Morty I turned myself into a pickle...and milk. I'm pickle milk!"

They really missed an annoying branding opportunity here.

[–] devilish666@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Nah....i just stick with regular milk
I prefer my milk extracted from tits

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 1 points 5 months ago
[–] p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

The aerith classic

[–] blazera@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago

This is infringement on neco arc