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Would You Rather

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Welcome to c/WouldYouRather, where we present you with the toughest, most ridiculous choices you never knew you had to make! Would you rather have a third arm that's only useful for picking your nose, or be able to talk to animals but only if they're wearing hats? Yeah, it's that kind of vibe. Come for the absurdity, stay because you've clearly got nothing better to do with your life.

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WYR: Be a professional snail trainer, but have a corner office with a view or be a rockstar, but have to wear a chicken costume on stage every night? (literature.cafe)
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[–] key@lemmy.keychat.org 2 points 3 months ago

Snail trainer sounds like it pays shit. A corner office with a view could mean I'm in the back corner of a strip mall between a crystal shop and the screenprinter used solely by the local school district with a view of the dumpster.

Chicken Rockstar sounds like the better choice even if the stage is at a "Cluck-ie Cheese"