this post was submitted on 22 Jul 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] lepinkainen@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Never stick your dick in crazy.

Ever.

If a friend tries, you stop them. It never ends well.

[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I feel this is something you can't teach. Everyone needs to learn for themselves...

Some multiple times....

[–] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 months ago

2 or 3 or 7 times, even.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What we've got here is a failure to communicate. Some men, you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it! Well? He gets it! I don't like it anymore than you may.