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[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 124 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Pretty sure they will find a way to look good on paper while still doing more harm than good

[–] goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 57 points 3 months ago

"In order to adequately test our new carbon capture system, obviously, we had to dump a couple trillion more tons of carbon into the atmosphere. Which, yeah, granted, does make it all that much more upsetting that the system didn't actually work."

[–] TimLovesTech@badatbeing.social 28 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They'll all buy credits, problem solved!

[–] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Can we rebrand normal taxation as Non Fungible Energy Credits??

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Considering that the USD is sometimes called the "petrodollar", we're just a name-change away.

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 8 points 3 months ago

"We changed the legal definition of carbon and have saved the planet"

[–] pastel_de_airfryer@lemmy.eco.br 6 points 3 months ago

They already do! It's called carbon credits

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They will probably overdo it, probably with iron fertilisation of the ocean, and start a fucking ice age.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago

It is a distinct possibility.