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Welcome to c/WouldYouRather, where we present you with the toughest, most ridiculous choices you never knew you had to make! Would you rather have a third arm that's only useful for picking your nose, or be able to talk to animals but only if they're wearing hats? Yeah, it's that kind of vibe. Come for the absurdity, stay because you've clearly got nothing better to do with your life.

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WYR a talking chicken that refuses to be house-trained/diapered or a talking snake that eats random items? (lemmy.keychat.org)
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They follow you everywhere and will mysteriously appear whenever you're sure you've shaken them. If they die while in your care then you turn into that animal.

The hen's poop contains all the normal pathogens and smells, it also enjoys shoulder rides and isn't afraid to peck you. The snake will eat things it cannot digest if you don't stop it and will occasionally try to eat things it cannot even swallow.

The hen enjoys talking about cocks while the snake is vocal about its rather questionable political views.

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[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

What you describe is essentially what having a pet chicken is already like. Not even joking; the only difference is that it would be speaking english instead of chicken.

Admittedly, my girl is mostly trained to go on pads instead of anywhere else, and makes sure to hang her butt over the edge of the shoulder, but still.

I don't expect that the bird talking in English would change what they say, which is mostly : give me that food, monkey servant.

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What you describe is essentially what having a pet chicken is already like. Not even joking; the only difference is that it would be speaking english instead of chicken.

Right?

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

Dang skippy lol.