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[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 14 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Now what if it's a severed human head?

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Or a couple of severed toes or fingers?

[–] Hupf@feddit.de 5 points 3 months ago (3 children)

What about a clipped fingernail? There's some kind of acceptability threshold here as well.

Speaking of which, what percentage of poo would be acceptable? Does it matter whether or not it's family?

[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 months ago

Similar to corpses, it's not the %, it's the accessibility: "How quickly could I be touching a corpse / poo right now?"

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Fingernails aren't flesh; there's no such thing as a dead fingernail because there's no such thing as a live fingernail. It's like shed hair floating in the pool; kinda gross, sure, but not dead body gross

[–] Hupf@feddit.de 1 points 3 months ago

Let's say intact, whole, but otherwise clean fingernails then.

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

How distantly related we talking here? Siblings/parents or cousins? We're not the hapsburgs, no incestuous shit eating in this pool, no sirree.

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What if the head was laminated after it was severed?

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

How exactly do you propose to laminate a severed head??

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

I don't know, I'm just the ideas guy.

[–] richard3030@lemmy.one 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

That's not "laminating".