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Would You Rather

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Pretty harsh question.

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[โ€“] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Oh god, that's a tough one.I don't know what either would feel like, except exceptionally bad. I'm going to go with eat, just because it would be faster.

[โ€“] boredsquirrel 1 points 4 months ago (2 children)

You sure? You would need to eat until you explode inside and like die from organ damage ๐Ÿ˜ณ

[โ€“] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, but death by starvation is pretty damn harrowing too. The real fun only starts on day three, apparently, and just a day and a half or whatever I've done sucked hard.

[โ€“] boredsquirrel 1 points 4 months ago

Yeah me too, tried to fast for a day, and was already going insane, so much energy, walking around nervous and crazy.

But I would choose that over dying from internal bleeding because you explode...

[โ€“] Breezy@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

We get to have a drink with our meal correct? Ill take a long island iced tea to pair with my ribeye steak. Okay, ten long island iced teas. Maybe more, but thats one way to speed up the process.