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WYR: Would you rather have a magic van that can teleport you anywhere you want and time travel anywhere you want, or a magic ring that when it touches a book you absorb all the knowledge inside? (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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Since I posted some weirder ones, here's one that's a treat. I like both so much I can't choose.

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[–] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

With the van you could bring other people with you, but the ring only benefits yourself. Van for sure. You could go back in time and grab Einstein, Carl Sagan, Feynman, Alan Turing, etc. and bring them to the current era, or the future.

You could go back to 2016 (or much earlier) and change the modern political landscape.

You could change global warming.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

grab Einstein, Carl Sagan, Feynman, Alan Turing, etc. and bring them to the current era, or the future.

And then get them all to play poker with an android

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago

Or bring them to your history report

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Well as a friend of Satan, by change global warming do you mean make it worse

[–] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Satan, who is the god of this world - https://biblehub.com/2_corinthians/4-4.htm

The bloody death cult of Christianity are the ones who don't care about this planet. Its demise means their rapture is coming, so why would they care about its longevity?

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Satan, who is the god of this world - https://biblehub.com/2_corinthians/4-4.htm

[Albigensian crusade noises]

Yes, this is a deep cut joke few people will get.