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[–] pelletbucket@lemm.ee 74 points 4 months ago (2 children)

you might be the sweetest peach on the tree but I don't fucking like peaches

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 43 points 4 months ago (3 children)

I love fucking peaches

[–] pelletbucket@lemm.ee 52 points 4 months ago (2 children)

that's cool but I think most people prefer to eat them

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Gross

[–] pelletbucket@lemm.ee 8 points 4 months ago

that's what i thought

[–] JayDee@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 months ago

It might taste alittle different at this point.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Moving to the country, gonna fuck a lot of peaches

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago

I dreamed about you, womaaaan

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I like making a cobbler with peaches and strawberries mixed together

[–] pelletbucket@lemm.ee 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)

it's just eating a straight peach that I don't like. it's not good enough to justify the mess, and my autism doesn't like biting through the furry skin. canned peaches, and any pastry made with peaches, I will eat all day long.

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Have you tried gay peaches instead?

[–] pelletbucket@lemm.ee 6 points 4 months ago

I have not. what state do those come from

[–] BigFatNips@sh.itjust.works 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Have you tried getting them out in Georgia?

[–] pelletbucket@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago

yeah I drive through twice a year

[–] qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)

All these replies and not a single POTUSA reference. Shameful.

[–] pelletbucket@lemm.ee 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I don't get it

[–] Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Peaches come from a can.

[–] tjsauce@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

They were put there by a man

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 7 points 4 months ago

https://youtu.be/3GCrzjVdmSg?si=hlrDLbGbrEzb4BjO

That might enlighten things for you.

Also your user name sounds like a character from a Pratchett nouvel