Would You Rather

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Welcome to c/WouldYouRather, where we present you with the toughest, most ridiculous choices you never knew you had to make! Would you rather have a third arm that's only useful for picking your nose, or be able to talk to animals but only if they're wearing hats? Yeah, it's that kind of vibe. Come for the absurdity, stay because you've clearly got nothing better to do with your life.

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WYR: be trapped in a mall for 24h with a Silverback Gorilla or 5 Black Mambas. (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 4 months ago by SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/wouldyourather@lemmy.dbzer0.com

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[–] mke@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

I have zero actual chance against either if they decide I should die. Thus, all that matters to me is which is more likely to leave me well alone if I do the same.

Despite its reputation as a formidable and highly aggressive species, the black mamba attacks humans only if it is threatened or cornered.

Thanks, Wikipedia.

Unsolicited feedback since you're starting a new community: I think the more stupid questions are the most interesting ones.

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 months ago

Yeah keeping track of one large animal is easier than 5 too.

Always welcome feedback, yeah the purpose of this community is absolutely for shitpost levels of questions