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Imperial Stormtrooper Spotted Fleeing Scene of Trump Shooting (hard-drive.net)
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[–] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 6 points 4 months ago

So, there's a theory that the storm troopers were ordered to miss so they wouldn't kill Luke and Leia. I definitely wouldn't put it past Trump to stage an assassination attempt to make himself into a matryr.