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Imperial Stormtrooper Spotted Fleeing Scene of Trump Shooting (hard-drive.net)

submitted 4 months ago by Nero@sopuli.xyz to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] zabadoh@ani.social 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Waitaminit, if the Evil Empire wants Trump dead...

I'm so confused...

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago

Well, the shooter was a registered Republican.

[–] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 6 points 4 months ago

So, there's a theory that the storm troopers were ordered to miss so they wouldn't kill Luke and Leia. I definitely wouldn't put it past Trump to stage an assassination attempt to make himself into a matryr.