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Is the rule that lifeguards hotness relates inversely to their swimming ability? Cause attractiveness matters and ugly people don’t, except when it comes to “ability,” which we really identify with true value? Application of assistance? Apologies
Also, fat people are more buoyant than muscular ones, which helps when they need to keep another person afloat
Don't matter if you're skinny or fat, conditioning is what's going to matter when you're trying to cross-chest carry some beefcake who thought he could handle himself in big surf.