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[–] TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee 35 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Worked in IT for over a decade, lawyers are the fucking. worst.

[–] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 29 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I see your lawyers and I raise you doctors...

[–] datavoid@lemmy.ml 19 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I was working with a doc on an IT problem a few months ago.. It was a mildy terrifying experience, I would never want someone so ignorant as my doctor.

[–] GreyEyedGhost@lemmy.ca 22 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I don't know, I don't think I want the best IT person in the world performing an appendectomy.

Just because you're an expert in one field doesn't mean you're an expert in every field.

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 12 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I don't think I want the best IT person in the world performing an appendectomy.

"Okay so let's start with the simplest thing by performing a power cycle and seeing if that fixes it...CLEAR!"