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Employee Lost Like Sailor In Maelstrom After HR Fails To Send Out Quarterly Company Update (www.theonion.com)

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[–] Umbrias@beehaw.org 3 points 4 months ago

"This week we, as management, scheduled back to back meetings with each other about what meetings we'd have in order to plan how we will strategize future company changes. This makes us feel valuable and productive and justify making a magnitude more money than you. Thanks for your hard work!"

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