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France's 'Excalibur' sword vanishes from the stone after 1,300 years (local12.com)

submitted 4 months ago by Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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According to The New York Post, citing a report by The Telegraph, n sword that is regarded as France's "Excalibur" has vanished from its stone. Per the publication, locals in the French town of Rocamadour believed the sword, Durandal, had been lodged in rock for around 1,300 years. A main attraction for the town, the sword could be found stuck in a sheer rock wall about 100 feet off the ground

Authorities in France are working to determine how the sword was taken from the 100 foot sheer rock face.

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[–] kernelle@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

Most tone-deaf "Umm actually.." I've ever seen lmao

Edit: "Excalibur" is obviously a metaphor for "sword in stone"

[–] vxx@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Maybe the most deliberate "D'oh"

[–] Cosmicomical@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Uhm ackshually I think it's more a metonymy than a metaphor :D

[–] kernelle@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

I'm ackshually one of the lucky 10000!

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I’m being a bit tongue in cheek, though for the record it’s unlikely that Arthur or Excalibur actually existed. Where it’s known that Roland and Durendal did. (Albeit, without all the fantastic and magical attributes ascribed in the Matter of France).

I’m just a huge nerd and get annoyed when people mix up their magical swords.

[–] kernelle@lemmy.world -3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That's why I called you tone-deaf, not even the article "mixed up" their magical swords. It's saying "France's 'Excalibur'" referring to a sword-in-stone myth located in France, using its proper name a few lines in.

Using metaphors like that in titles is just a way to capture the readers attention. It's the fastest and most succinct way to discribe the news and have everyone understand the point of the article. It's not wrong, it's a metaphor.

get annoyed when people mix up their magical swords

I get annoyed by people reading only the headline and feeling like they have something useful to contribute.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world -1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I get annoyed by people reading only the headline and feeling like they have something useful to contribute.

how about people who do nothing except complain?

[–] kernelle@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago

Like your OP?