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Now what the hell? How was the sword put into the rock 100 feet up 1300 years ago?
I mean humans didn’t just spontaneously develop the ability to climb mountains 500 years ago or something.
Okay let’s start with a sword stuck into the stone. Did that ability spontaneously disappear 500 years ago?
No, it disappeared with the rise of technology. We could still stick swords into stone as late as 1850. But after that the mass production systems meant wizards just weren't in demand anymore and the portals to their plane were closed.
That sucks bro. We basically just put all the wizards out of work
These days it’s all “Glock in a rock”
The march of technology is really bringing down the level of charm, if you ask me.
Also, that’s my next public art exhibition, so nobody steal that idea while I work on becoming a famous avant-garde artist.
Beretta in a boulder?
AR-15 in an avalanche.
Luger in a log?
...Okay I think I got it out of my system now.
Bow and arrow in a wheelbarrow?
How the hell could a sword, exposed to the elements for 1300 years, not disintegrate into a pile of rust?
Well, I’m not the best to ask, but 1300 years isn’t the oldest, heh.