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Kevin Bacon Dons Elaborate Disguise To Experience Life As Non-Famous Person, Concludes “This Sucks” (deadline.com)

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[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 83 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (4 children)

My Kevin Bacon number is two. I know a guy who was an extra in tremors. I have no other achievements in life, so this will have to do.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 60 points 4 months ago (2 children)

If I suck your dick it's almost like I sucked Kevin Bacon's dick

[–] krashmo@lemmy.world 29 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That's beautiful

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It brings a tear to my eye

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Pretty sure dick shouldn’t smell like that. Maybe mention it so they can get a trip to planned parenthood, you know. Get it checked out.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 3 points 4 months ago

I'm just glad to see everyone caring about each other like this. It's magical.

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 25 points 4 months ago

That's what I keep telling people

[–] Zannsolo@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Mine is 3 my brother was in an indi film with an actress who was in a movie with him. I'm pretty sure she was one of the three main characters in The craft I just can't remember her name.

[–] 1stQ@feddit.org 2 points 4 months ago

https://oracleofbacon.org/ Mine is 4. But I live in Europe.

[–] scutiger@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Mine is also 3, multiple times. I worked in a bar that was used for film shoots a few times. I've met Josh Hartnett, Lucy Liu, Bruce Willis, and Erica Durance, who all have a 2. I also went to school with someone who is a 2.

[–] Bahnd@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

[–] undefined@links.hackliberty.org 16 points 4 months ago (2 children)

It bothers me that you never closed your HTML tag

[–] senkora@lemmy.zip 13 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Perhaps is a self-closing html5 tag and they omitted the slash as allowed by the spec

http://xahlee.info/js/html5_non-closing_tag.html

[–] undefined@links.hackliberty.org 6 points 4 months ago

It might be allowed by the spec, but it still feels wrong. I’m sad XHTML didn’t reign supreme with its extremely picky parser.

[–] Bahnd@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

https://xkcd.com/2954/

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Eyyy, I came here to say this! I acted with Christian Slater.