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Horse rule (slrpnk.net)
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[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Uh how is a vase chewable in any way?

[–] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's made of horse ashes. I'd think it would melt in your mouth and taste bitter.

They probably thought it was stale dark chocolate

Or maybe this is made up

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 31 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Or maybe this is made up

Nuh uh.

[–] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Source: I was the horse

[–] key@lemmy.keychat.org 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

RIP

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Rest In Pieces inside that man's mouth

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yumm, cremated horsecock.

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago

mr hands is that you?

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Its probably not very strong because of the materials used.

[–] lemmingnosis@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago (2 children)

? horses are very strong, like 1HP+

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yeah but it was a miniature horse: -1 CON, +2 DEX

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

isn't it a nightmare? it's dark and was at least made with a lot of heat, so it's stats would be a bit higher, i think something like: -1 CON(+2 against fire), +3DEX, +1STR, +2WIS

what do you think?

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

If its a nightmare replace the +2 against fire with a +2 against psychic and we're good. I'd say cosplay Oblivion's nightmare and make them not die but....

[–] sep@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

More like 14HP. Many humans can produce 1HP