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Why does this parachute company have no reviews? (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 months ago by merari42@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.world

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[–] solrize@lemmy.world 83 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Why are you worried about that parachute? It has a lifetime guarantee.

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 20 points 4 months ago

"Good to the last drop!"

[–] takeda@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Anti-dragon cream. Personal guarantee: if you’re incinerated you get your money back, no quibble.’ 'What you’re saying,’ said Vimes slowly, 'if I understand the wording correctly, is that if I am baked alive by the dragon you’ll return the money?’ 'Upon personal application,’ said Cut-Me-Own-Throat.

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Love some Terry Pratchett

[–] RickAstleyfounddead@lemy.lol -4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Unless life ends?

[–] lugal@lemmy.ml 10 points 4 months ago

Thatsthejoke.zip

[–] alienzx@feddit.nl 5 points 4 months ago

Literally a lifetime guarantee then