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Florida man sneezes his intestines out of his body at restaurant (www.independent.co.uk)

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Florida man sneezes his intestines out of his body at restaurant

I try to read all the articles I post but for this one I noped out after 1 sentence. Enjoy!

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[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 34 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

For everyone not wanting to read the article, he lived. They checked his intestines for injury and sewed him back up.

The last sentence is the best though:

"While wound dehiscence is a well-known complication, this case is important because evisceration through the abdominal surgical site after cystectomy is poorly described in the medical literature,” the article concludes.

[–] ramirezmike@programming.dev 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

"thank you, doctor"

"no sir, thank you!"

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

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