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As a sentient homo sapien, I find myself inexorably drawn to the olfactory stimuli emitted by the female of our species, which invoke an unparalleled sensory euphoria within the neural pathways of my encephalon. ๐ง
Give yourself some credit! You were able to write that sentence and post it on the internet, so you're sapient, not merely sentient!
And with one hand, too!
You dropped your fedora, redditor!