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[โ€“] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

As a humanoid male, i too love the scent of a homo sapien female.

[โ€“] RageAgainstTheRich@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)

As a sentient homo sapien, I find myself inexorably drawn to the olfactory stimuli emitted by the female of our species, which invoke an unparalleled sensory euphoria within the neural pathways of my encephalon. ๐Ÿง

[โ€“] samus12345@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Give yourself some credit! You were able to write that sentence and post it on the internet, so you're sapient, not merely sentient!

[โ€“] Sidyctism2@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 4 months ago

And with one hand, too!

[โ€“] sunzu@kbin.run 0 points 4 months ago

You dropped your fedora, redditor!