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Man who calls women "females" hopes to one day be allowed within 500 meters of one (chaser.com.au)

submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by Nero@sopuli.xyz to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)

As a humanoid male, i too love the scent of a homo sapien female.

[–] RageAgainstTheRich@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

As a sentient homo sapien, I find myself inexorably drawn to the olfactory stimuli emitted by the female of our species, which invoke an unparalleled sensory euphoria within the neural pathways of my encephalon. 🧐

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Give yourself some credit! You were able to write that sentence and post it on the internet, so you're sapient, not merely sentient!

[–] Sidyctism2@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 5 months ago

And with one hand, too!

[–] sunzu@kbin.run 0 points 5 months ago

You dropped your fedora, redditor!