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Anon interviews for a job (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I found a training thing that included the phrase "retard power" in an aviation context. The best part was the way it was enunciated. Not "ri-tard" like you do when it's a verb, but long E ree-tard. I absolutely clipped it.

[–] HackerJoe@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 months ago

You might be surprised that your sprinkler system has a retard chamber. Also you can still order it under that name.

[–] arin@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Can't say either on twitch or you'll get banned

[–] TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz -3 points 5 months ago

chat is this real