I have wrinkles, I have grey hair, I have back problems, high cholesterol, high blood pressure, I can't remember anything, the world seems confusing and complicated to me now and I wish things were simpler (which is why I like Lemmy). I definitely don't get kids today or their music.
How am I so old?
You're joking, but the first programming "language" I learned was z80 machinecode in hexadecimal.
Or maybe your highschool really had that high level equipment?